just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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