Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
