He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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