ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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