Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I will be naked everywhere
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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