Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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