just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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