when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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