So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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