Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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