Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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