I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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