Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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