didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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