Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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