i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize