physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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