I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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