Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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