You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
