Having a random hookup so left but love u
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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