just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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