If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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