Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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