hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im just a social blackout drinker.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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