At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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