I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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