you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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