you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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