He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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