i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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