He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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