Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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