I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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