I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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