I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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