My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize