I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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