I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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