Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
