I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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