Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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