Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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