Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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