dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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