I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Randomize
