I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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