we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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