The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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