Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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