I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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