OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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