if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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