No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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