I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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