I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just tell him i said nine months
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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