there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Small penises have feelings too.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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