i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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