I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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